Watermelon Spitting Contest!

It is time once again for First Presbyterian Church of Alley Cat Township’s annual Watermelon Spitting contest. Who will unseat Little Billy Tensle? It is thought that since his front teeth have grown in he will have a serious handicap this year. Please no betting. We don’t want any incidents like two years ago. Fergie Ritsle only has two years of probation for racketeering charges and we want to make sure she makes it through without a blemish on her parole.


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