Presbytery’s Softball Team Torches The Unitarians

“We haven’t seen this type of dominance since the 16th century” claimed Evangelism coordinator Drew Tatusko.

The Presbytery of Silly Walks in the Pine’s own TULIP Bombers have been hard pressed to win against judicatory rivals The Unitarian Candle Lighters. This year however due to an influx of Ethiopian Athletes to the Presbytery we were able to prevail 10-1.

Until next year we will be keeping the “Flame of Truth” trophy in the presbytery HQ for everyone to admire.


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