PDA Declares the Presbyterian Church A Disaster

Coming off their success at raising millions of dollars for victims of the Haiti Earthquake the Presbyterian Disaster Assistance has decided to turn their expertise in rebuilding broken communities a little closer to home.

“When we looked at how much per capita has fallen over the last couple of years we knew that this was an emergency,” a member of PDA who wants to remain anonymous relays. “It will not happen overnight. It will take a lot of money and volunteers to rebuild it to the way it was after World War II” our source added.

It is rumored that First responders will begin to descend upon the Presbyterian Center in Louisville sometime after Easter to make an assessment of the damage. If you are interested in helping contact the PDA online.


2 Responses to “PDA Declares the Presbyterian Church A Disaster”

  1. Lisa Lani Easterling Says:

    There is always some truth in humor.

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