New Survey


A new survey shows a shocking trend in the Presbytery of Silly Walks in the Pines. It shows that predominantly the presbytery is decreasing in the diversity that it says that it wants. Ethnic congregations are declining by 10% a year and their participation in our local congregations has dropped from 1% to .05% over the last decade.

Generally Executive Presbyter Georgia Smith is perplexed. “So, how can this be? After all we have put out report after report saying we want these people in our churches. Why haven’t they started coming? Haven’t they read that we are ready for them to show up?”


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