Paris Hilton Joins First Presbyterian Church


In hopes of reviving her flagging career Paris Hilton has joined First Presbyterian Church of Holly Hills. This furthers the trend amongst stars whose careers are waning to join Presbyterian Churches.

“I hope that I blend in quickly. I am just trying to be the changed person that I am. Me and my dog muffy have attended church for the last couple of weeks.”


4 Responses to “Paris Hilton Joins First Presbyterian Church”

  1. Drew Tatusko Says:

    praise be!

    i do hope she donates to the good of the church. they so desperately need a new coffee hour and gourmet kitchen wing. perhaps it will be built in her name. i am sure that the furnishings will match the new updates to the sanctuary and senior head of staff’s office.

  2. Bill Teng Says:

    But, isn’t that the same as going from obscurity to obscurity?!

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