New Presbytery of Silly Walks Poll

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In a recent poll conducted by the committee on facts it was revealed what Presbyterians within the bounds of our presbytery find the most important about a church. They are:

9. A sermon that has at least one reference to Karl Barth
8. A time of confession that doesn’t make them feel too guilty.
7. Reliance on the newer historic confessions as opposed to the irrelevant ones
6. Only having physical contact with other humans through a handshake.
5. Keeping function the way they have always been.
4. The ones without the creepy elder
3. Being at a place separate from the unwashed masses.
2. Being inspired.
1. Strict adherence to the book of order

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