Oprah Winfrey Presbyterian Church?

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First Presbyterian Church of Applecore has decided that it will forgo the traditional route of having an educated, ordained clergy at their small congregation. The congregation voted 133 to 4 to instead view portions of the previous weeks Oprah show.

Speaking of the media mogul and former weather woman member Lance Ericson proclaimed, “everyone knows that she is one of our country’s spiritual giants. So, we just thought we would could be spiritually fed by watching her.”

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3 Responses to “Oprah Winfrey Presbyterian Church?”

  1. Mark Says:

    When do all of the members get a car?

  2. keisha Says:

    girl i will pray for u ,because u are a lier and u are teachig false doctrin GOD BLESS U

  3. pastorofdisaster Says:

    Keisha~

    You are hysterically funny. At least I hope you are trying to be funny.

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