Ten Reasons It is Phat To Be Presbyterian

Frances

In an attempt to connect with the kids today Sister Frances Wolverton has put together a top ten list of reasons that the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) is cool.

10. Educated denomination doesn’t mean you will need to know the Bible.
9. You will never need to share your faith in public.
8. We don’t judge others by their faith, only their success.
7. You will never be expected to give too much money to the church.
6. The pastor does the spiritual work for you.
5. We believe in women’s equality (except for in the pastorate)
4. Politically we are ambiguous.
3. Looks good on a resume.
2. You will be unique amongst your friends.
1. Being elect means you will always be with the cool crowd.

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