Presbytery Endorses Tobacco


In a move that riled many anti-smoking advocates Presbytery of Silly Walks in the Pines has endorsed a popular brand of pipe tobacco. Presbyterian brand is a mellow blend of Virginia tobacco and high quality grade Macedonian grade exclusive, aristocratic pipe mixture. “We felt that it was time to get our name in some of the local pipe establishments throughout the Presbytery” said Generally Executive Presbyter Georgia Smith.

Sister Frances Wolverton’s reaction was enthusiastic. “I have been pouring this into my corn cob pipe for years. I am glad that the Presbytery is finally moving into the 21st Century of Pipe tobacco.”


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