Marriage Announcement

all male wedding
Rev. Sally Wolverton (niece of our beloved Sister Frances Wolverton) has wed her childhood sweetheart and clerk of session Harold Muskgrove. The couple have registered at Marshalls in Burka. Please, no more silver cake servers. There will also be a baby shower at Sally and Harold’s First Presbyterian Church of Indian Massacre on July 15 at 2 p.m. Please bring your own coffee, because the church’s percolator finally gave out.


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